When my date left me at my office Christmas party, Blaine and Paul and I had fun with a camera and Photoshop.

The Original (aka “Her Kiss So Sweet I Haven’t Realized She Left”):

The kiss is so good I haven't even realized she left me yet.

My interpretation (aka “Dog Lover’s Kiss”):

Dog Lover's Kiss

Paul’s adaptation (aka “Self-Portait In Absentia”):

Self-Portait In Absentia