Like millions of others around the world my morning routine includes coating my teeth with an anti-whitening agent.  My product of choice comes in liquid form and is available over the counter at any reputable establishment.  I warm it up first, swish it around in my mouth so it can leave its oily film over every surface, then usually (not always) swallow it rather than spit it down the sink.  I’ve actually come to enjoy the feeling of the warm liquid down my throat.  It smells comforting too, though the taste is so bitter my habit is to mix it with chocolate and about four creamers.

How do you like your coffee?